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Some search terms that have apparently led people to my blog. April 28, 2009

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I haven’t really seen people end up at my blog through lots of crazy, absurd searches that have nothing whatsoever to do with anything I write about, but I have seen some pretty funny searches in my stats, a few of which I will list below:

what page in midnight sun do edward and bella go to the resterant – Ah! You came to the right place for that – I’ve got you covered! It’s page 180!

alice cullen hot – Uh, DUH. “Hot” is SUCH an inadequate word for this. Step that up to “jaw-droppingly beautiful” or “hotter than the surface of the sun” or “so gorgeous it makes you want to cry” and THEN we’ll talk. Ashley Greene at least deserves that. Actually, she deserves to get anything she wants, but that’s beside the point.

deathcore hip hop – Not exactly sure what the idea was on this one … perhaps homeboy (or homegirl) couldn’t decide if he/she was feeling some Whitechapel or some Wu-Tang Clan? Some Oceano or some Chamillionaire? Some Despised Icon or some Eric B. & Rakim? Just seeing all those artist names in the same sentences is making my head hurt.

does robert pattinson have an age limit – Ok, this could seriously be interpreted, like, a million different ways. I’m guessing it was either a 14-year-old girl who was unsure with regards to how to investigate the legalities of drugging RPattz with a few of her friends and doing naughty, illegal things to him, or a woman in her 50’s who was trying to make sure that Rob hasn’t come out in an interview and definitively stated that he doesn’t go for mature, more experienced woman.

rpattz kstew appreciation thread – Got you covered on this one, too! The awesome ladies at the Letters To Twilight Forum love discussing Rob and Kristen! Go here!

some people like shit deathcore – Are you sure that you weren’t actually looking for Lambgoat? Absolutely positive you weren’t trying to get here? Because, if ultra-critical hyper-insensitive scene commentary is your bag, than those dudes just might be your soulmates.

does esme cullen smoke cigarettes –  No way! She’s married to a DOCTOR! Not that the Cullens smoking would exactly bear lots of long-term health consequences, but still! Also, a brief note to Elizabeth Reaser, if you’re reading this: I have no idea if you smoke or not, but regardless, don’t give people that search for questions like that any more reason to suspect! Stay away, girl!

quotes life goo goo dolls – I love this search. LOVE it. I don’t even have a more thought-out comment on this one – they’re just fantastic, and I can’t wait to hear their new album!

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1. themoonisdown - April 28, 2009

isnt the search funtion in wordpress like a special little christmas present every time you go look at them?! this is one of my favorite things to write about on LTT/LTR cause you KNOW we get some whackadoos over there.

love your ‘alice is hot’ one and ‘some people like shit deathcore’

2. Pillow Biter - April 28, 2009

Just randomly found your blog- LOVE it! I had to post a tribute to you; hope you don’t mind!

http://pillowbiters.blogspot.com/2009/04/flippin-funny-post-from-bonified.html

3. '86 Rabbit - May 11, 2009

Either I commented on this and my comment disappeared or I’ve seen some of those searches elsewhere…my blog? LTT/LTR? That age limit one…*shudder*

4. Jordan - May 12, 2009

Rabbit – I know, right? I’m not even sure that I want to know what the motivation was there. Also, I apparently got a hit a few days ago from the following search:

“robertpattinson the intensity of his eye”

Really? I mean … really? Just the one eye? Does this person wish RPattz was a cyclops? I don’t know anything.


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