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Dr. Drei September 3, 2008

Posted by Jordan in NBA.
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so, some knowledge needs to be dropped: one of the absolute worst crimes against humanity has got to be the breaux behind www.chaunceybillups.blogspot.com not seeing fit to update it, since, like, the ’06 Draft. proof follows.



Antoine “I Wake Up Every Morning Under The Assumption That I Am The Second Coming Of Bernard Fucking King” Walker (solid gold, along with Stone Temple Pollard, Jamonit Tinsley, and Carmelo Bone-Thugs-N-Anthony)


K.G. on players warming the bench with their little injuries and such: “If you’re in street clothes and you’re not a coach, I don’t really look at you.”


Paul Pierce’s Prognostications on the 2004 Election: “And another thing: my man John Kerry? MORTAL FUCKING LOCK. Ayo, Bush!? Drop the Black Album and back out kid! I’ve been crunching data, like that little robot boy, D.A.R.R.Y.L., remember him? Anyway, I’m punching shit into the Blackberry, and it’s smooth sailing for the kid. I got my Zogby numbers laid out on a nice oak drawing board back at the crib. As long as homie grabs himself a running mate that can spell, J-O-B-S, then we’ll be singing Fleetwood Mac in Novemeber. Don’t stop believin’, childrens.”


Hubie Brown, back when he was patrolling the sidelines in Memphis: “Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible. We play 10 guys. We have one guy playing 32 minutes, seven guys playing 20 minutes and two guys playing 18 or 19 minutes. We don’t worry about any team other than our team. A revolution is not a dinner party. When we get a guy like James Posey, there’s a guy, he’s an outstanding young man, and he has tremendous upside potential. But the key is not to put the weight of the world on his shoulders. To lessen the burden, as it were. It’s a task, don’t get me wrong. Genuine equality between the Grizzlies can only be realized in the process of the socialist transformation of society as a whole. Let one thousand flowers bloom. Western Conference oligarchies, be warned! Your days of bowing down to the false Tim Duncan idols are dwindling! Behold the Memphis Grizzlies and the new future where love is the currency!”


Darko Milicic saying whut it dew to the soap box in regards to the Pistons going all R. Kelly on him: “Who I’m is? Donnie Darko! What, you got borscht in your ears?! This ain’t no album, this ain’t no game. Look how they got me sitting on the bench. Ayo, Dumars! I ain’t Swedish, and I don’t work at Ikea. SO GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FURNITURE AND LET ME DO MY DAMN THING. I’ve paid my dues. Ben Wallace went and broke my collar bone 14 times in two months! That shit hurt! Larry! Get the fuck off me! Let me live! You got Tayshaun Prince out there like you think he’s Bernard King. Don’t let the mop top fool you, that’s just something I do for the lovely Svetlana’s in the Auburn Hills (hey, boo!). I will shoot at these actors like movie directors. AND THIS AIN’T A MOVIE, DOG! Free T.I. in 2004 and Free Darko right now!”

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